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Mon Jan 26, 2009, 9:55 AM
LEADER: :iconphitus:


[_____FATE OF THE JETS_____]

JETS? WHAT JETS? I THINK THEY MUST BE DEAD OR SOMETHING. BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN WE'RE STILL NOT AWESOME AND THE ARMY OF SHARKS AND AFFILIATES ARE STILL EVER INCREASING. IF A FUTURE WAR EVER ERUPTS, WE SHALL BE READY.

[_____NEW ORCA-ZORD MODEL_____]

SPEAKING OF BEING READY, A NEW OFFICIAL ORCA-ZORD MODEL IS UNDER DEVELOPMENT. THE PROTOTYPE IS SEEN HERE, WITH THE TEST PILOT BEING YOURS TRULY: [link]

THE FINAL MODEL WILL BE DESIGNATED "ORCA-ZORD MK.II" AS A SUCCESSOR TO THE PREVIOUS MODEL DEVELOPED FROM THE FORMOR ORCA LEADER: [link]



[_____IMPORTANT_____]

1) STOP ASKING TO JOIN. NO MORE "OMG CAN I BE A WHALE/SHARK PLZ!?" OF COURSE YOU CAN JOIN YOU DOUCHE-BAGS. IF YOU WANT TO FUCKING JOIN THEN MAKE A FUCKING SHARK/ORCA SUIT AND NOTE US.

2) DO NOT BE AFRAID TO SAY "FUCK." IT'S NOT LIKE GOD WILL SMITE YOU FOR IT.



[_____HOW TO JOIN ~KILLERWHALE-ARMY______]

1) WATCH THIS FUCKING ACCOUNT

2) DRAW YOURSELF IN A GODDAMN ORCA COSTUME.

3) HAVE YOURSELF SAY "I'M A FUCKING ORCA/KILLER WHALE."

4) IN DESCRIPTION, PUT LINK TO THIS ACCOUNT (PREFERABLY AS AN AVATAR)

5) GET OTHER PEOPLE TO JOIN "THE ~KILLERWHALE-ARMY" (OR ONE OF OUR AFFILIATES)

6) USE ALL CAPS (FOR MAXIMUM INTENSITY, JESUS CHRIST).

7) NOTE THIS ACCOUNT WITH YOUR ENTRY <--FUCKING IMPORTANT

8) JETS ARE THE ENEMY. FUCK EM. FUCK EM IN THE ASS WITH A 50 FT POLE.



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US :iconkillerwhale-army::iconshark-army::iconsharkette-squad::iconsquid-army::iconblackrabbitclan:

THEM :iconjet-militia::iconjet-army:

  • Mood: Anger
  • Eating: FREEDOM.

Devious Info

  • Current Residence: THE FUCKING SEA
  • deviantWEAR sizing preference: WHALE SIZE
  • Interests: EATING DELICIOUS CRAP IN THE WATER
  • Favourite movie: THEY ALWAYS GAY US UP IN MOVIES
  • Favourite genre of music: THE JARRING NOISE OF CLICKS AND SQUEALS
  • Skin of choice: TASTY

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:icondtrd:
[link]

AM I DOING IT RIGHT?

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Yes. Sexual Louie.

Dude. You reading. Take this. You need it more than me. [link]
:iconnikninja:
[link]
:D

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i work for Budokai-Arena, Pirate-Arena so dont mess witha mea o.o
oh and if you need a wallpaper just ask and ill make you one same for avatars :)
:iconnikninja:
ill make a suit in few days k

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i work for Budokai-Arena, Pirate-Arena so dont mess witha mea o.o
oh and if you need a wallpaper just ask and ill make you one same for avatars :)
:iconnikninja:
hey can i join orca army

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i work for Budokai-Arena, Pirate-Arena so dont mess witha mea o.o
oh and if you need a wallpaper just ask and ill make you one same for avatars :)
:icondemoneclair:
[link] D:< ur fault!

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:halfliquid: watermelon FREAK 8B :halfliquid: :orange:~~ <3
:iconkillerwhale-army:
AM I SUPPOSED TO FAVE THIS?

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YOU THINK YOU HAS WHAT IT TAKES FOR THE ~KILLERWHALE-ARMY?
:icondemoneclair:
ONLY IF U WANT

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:halfliquid: watermelon FREAK 8B :halfliquid: :orange:~~ <3
:iconkillerwhale-army:
ARE YOU PLANNING ON JOINING?

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YOU THINK YOU HAS WHAT IT TAKES FOR THE ~KILLERWHALE-ARMY?
:icondemoneclair:
ERR MAYBE IDK MAYBE YES NO MAYBE YES

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:halfliquid: watermelon FREAK 8B :halfliquid: :orange:~~ <3

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